I'm All Out of Soap

Perhaps this is too much information, but I stepped into the shower this morning and realized I hadn't gotten a new bar of soap.  I thought to myself, "I'm all out of soap".  Then Air Supply started up in the back of my mind and I sang, "I'm all out of soap."  When I was done in the shower, I got on my computer and wrote this parody song. . . . Yes, this is my life.  *sigh*

I'm All Out of Soap

Sung to the tune of Air Supply's, "All out of Love"

I'm standing alone with my head under water

Thinking of all the dirt

I need to get clean but what else can I do

I'm filthy and oh so wet

I wish I had soap to wash myself with

For times when the grime feels so ick

It would make me believe that tomorrow would bring a brand new bar of soap, 
brand new bar of soap

I'm all out of soap, I'm so lost without it

I need it so bad, believe me I need it

I'm all out of soap, I'm dirty without it

I can't be too clean, I've now got to go to work

Perhaps I can use some of my wife's shampoo

Or maybe her sweet body wash

I'm reaching for it, am I smelling it too?

does the feeling seem oh, so right?

And what would she say if I used her loofah now

And used it to wash myself?

There's no easy way, I bet my skin would say

Please wash me or be filthy, be filthy

[Chorus]

Ooh, what is this loofah for

What is this loofah for

What is this loofah for

What is this loofah for

[Chorus]

I hope you enjoyed this little parody.

All my best,

John H. Carroll